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20 Reasons Why I Can’t Wait to be a Dad

I’ve mentioned a few times already that I’m going to be a dad soon, and I can’t wait. I feel like I am one of the few guys that was excited to see a cute baby when I was younger. Maybe this makes me weird, but it also makes me happy that I’m getting to keep one. That’s right, I made a baby so that I could keep one. I’m done playing with other people’s kids. I get this one. Anyway,…

Ode to Advil

Everyone credits “the wheel” as the most important technical advancement of all time. Thanks to a rolling rock, heavy things can move easily. That’s just fantastic. Apparently there was a big demand for rolling large items back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, cohabitating with cavemen and saber-tooth tigers. (I’m not sure if Unicorns were extinct yet at this point, so I won’t include them – I don’t want to muddle this post with inaccuracies.) It’s the 21st century now, and if I need to…