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Author: Mario Mergola

7 Reasons Why You’re Wrong to Hate LeBron James

I am a Nets fan. Let me correct that – “a” Nets fan infers that there are others. I am the Nets fan. I sit alone on a deserted island using my Kerry Kittles (whose name reminds me of a candy favorite of mine) jersey as a towel and growing my own Deron Williams beard in hopes that he will stay a Net. Still, on my isle of solitude, I was able to get ESPN reception and watch LeBron James’ Decision special…

Ode to Advil

Everyone credits “the wheel” as the most important technical advancement of all time. Thanks to a rolling rock, heavy things can move easily. That’s just fantastic. Apparently there was a big demand for rolling large items back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, cohabitating with cavemen and saber-tooth tigers. (I’m not sure if Unicorns were extinct yet at this point, so I won’t include them – I don’t want to muddle this post with inaccuracies.) It’s the 21st century now, and if I need to…

By Our Powers Combined

This is a perfect example of why I started this website. My mind is all over the place and I need a way to focus my energy constructively. I liken this to the rings of Captain Planet, where the five puny “planeteers” were worthless (especially Heart, let’s not act like he wasn’t a throw-in at some board meeting to promote nonviolent heroes – “hey, let’s get all of the elements of power like fire and wind, but it’ll be nothing…